Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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