So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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