just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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