What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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