is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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