I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
the raccoons are back...
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