Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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