Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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