he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Boobs are out for the taking
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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