The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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