I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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