What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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