I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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