do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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