we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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