they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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