You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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