Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Operation Purity has been aborted
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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