why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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