I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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