Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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