Can Purell be used as lube?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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