I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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