Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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