I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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