Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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