She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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