I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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