Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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