ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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