She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I got her a Nickelback box set.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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