he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just pee around me
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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