Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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