For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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