sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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