I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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