Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Boobs are out for the taking
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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