If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
the raccoons are back...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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