Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In other news, I just burned my penis
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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