btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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