this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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