brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
