Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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