I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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