You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
