I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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