the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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