ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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