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I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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