She's JV to your varsity
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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