week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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