have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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