its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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